Don’t Touch The Bugles Podcast
49 - And he’s a pervert in real life too

49 - And he’s a pervert in real life too

January 12, 2020

@teddypaling is your host for episode 49 of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where a group of friends get together each week and talk about the most random of topics. 

This week, the guys start with a catch up on their respective weeks before moving onto the main event - a massive debate about who the most overrated actors and actresses are and which films are the most overrated to ever grace the big screens.

It's a short write up but it's a long and entertaining episode so make sure you download, listen, share and review another classic instalment from your favourite Bugle loving brothers.

This week's episode was brought to you by: @teddypaling, @chunkybugle, @jiggsofbugle and @angelobugle

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48 - I lost and cried my eyes out

48 - I lost and cried my eyes out

January 5, 2020

Happy New Year, Bonne Année, Buon Anno and for anyone in Wales, Blwyddyn Newydd Dda! Welcome to episode 48 of Don't Touch The Bugles and what better way to start the new decade than by listening to your favourite group of Bugle loving brothers!

This week, @chunkybugle brings us into the new year with a ramble from each of this weeks three Bugles talking about what they got up to over the festive period. They then discuss this weeks topic which fittingly is all about New Years resolutions and New Year fads. Unsurprisingly, the words food, alcohol, gym and I gave up come up....a lot!

Anyway, ease yourself back into your daily routine by downloading this episode and once you've laughed your way through it, leave us a review.

This weeks episode is brought to you by: @chunkybugle, @vancan41 and @angelobugle

47 - What wasn’t I Veet-ing?!

47 - What wasn’t I Veet-ing?!

December 29, 2019

If you're bored during this Christmas lull, sick of the copious amount of Turkey sandwiches and ready to drop a smackdown on your siblings then worry not because @angelobugle is here to host another episode of Don't Touch The Bugles with his fellow corn snack loving brothers!

A week after recording episode 46 (if you know, you know!), the guys kick things off with some unfortunate headlines that have made the news, there's a new toilet that employers are looking to bring in that 'cracks' down on time wasting, the guys rant about joint Facebook accounts and there's a guy who shot himself in the foot.....no seriously, that's not a play on words, he literally did it on purpose!

Then it's onto the main topic this week which is 'if money, experience and qualifications was not an issue, what would be your dream job'. Watch out David Dickinson, Matt Le Blanc, Mr Bean and co as The Bugles are coming for you!

As ever, all this and more to wrap up a debut 2019 for the guys from Don't Touch The Bugles.....known to their friends as @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @chunkybugle, @alexdiddly and @vancan41

Still bored from the Christmas break? Go and subscribe to our YouTube channel and see our 2019 behind the scenes videos.

 

46 - Bugles Christmas Special

46 - Bugles Christmas Special

December 22, 2019
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
 
@Vancan41is comin' to town, (oh yeah!)
Ellwood...is coming.....to town......and he's presenting episode 46 of Don't Touch The Bugles so if this pre amble didn't give it away (as well as the title of this podcast!) it's a Bugles Christmas Special.
 
All six Bugles are together for a Christmas extravaganza and as you'd expect nothing less, during this episode The Bugles talk about Christmas traditions including dinners; mince pies, mulled wines, favourite festive songs, stressful Christmas shopping and of course, presents!
 
From everyone at Don't Touch The Bugles, have a Merry Christmas and when your family start getting on your nerves during Boxing Day, download an episode you may have missed this year and hit subscribe whilst you're there.
 
This episode was brought to you by: @vancan41, @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling, @jiggsofbugle and @angelobugle
 
 
 
45 - When he sings, it’s like he’s sucking on a tea bag!

45 - When he sings, it’s like he’s sucking on a tea bag!

December 15, 2019

@jiggsofbugle is your host this week and he comes bearing gifts but you'll have to wait before you find out what that's all about!

In this episode, The Bugles talk about speeding tickets, unsociable dads, the responsibility of looking after kids on a school trip before there's another instalment of 'Diddly's Amazon Review of the Weeeeeek'. It's then onto this weeks main topic which is 'who is the most overrated band or artist ever?'. As you'd expect, the mix of debate, piss taking and camaraderie is clear for all to hear and there's a bucket full of suggestions from our listeners.......all of this nicely sandwiches Jiggs' surprise.

Download, listen, review and subscribe to this hilarious group of Bugle loving friends!

This episode is brought to you by: @jiggsofbugle, @angelobugle, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling and @alexdiddly

44 - When did your rabbiting become dogging?

44 - When did your rabbiting become dogging?

December 8, 2019

Before the NHS give him a call so that he can go under the knife and have his cock snapped and put back together......sorry, his knee snapped and put back together, @teddypaling is your host for episode 44 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

It's the usual round up of their respective weeks and The Bugles chew the fat over a number of things including the exciting news that they are now recording from their new podcast HQ. Talk then turns to protecting your stash of porn, losing bank cards, being a stranger in your own home, eating tinned roast dinners and what swearing really means about a you.

Ted gives details of a plan to record his memoirs and stream them on YouTube ('OU TUBE!) and Jiggs shares a story that involves him nearly coming to blows with a group of vegans. Please note: no sausage rolls were harmed in said fight!

There's all of this and much more so make sure you download, subscribe and #passthepod to your friends!

This week's episode is brought to you by: @teddypaling, @chunkybugle, @alexdiddly, @angelobugle and @jiggsofbugle

 

43 - Made in China on a Friday

43 - Made in China on a Friday

December 1, 2019

It's everyone's favourite Sardinian (because Angelo is claiming the title of being everyone's favourite Italian!) @alexdiddly is your host for episode 43 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

Whilst usual DTTB tradition is to start each week reminiscing over events from the past 7 days of their lives, this week was Thanks Giving so it made sense for The Bugles to discuss what they give thanks for. This is then followed by the usual mix of the weird and wonderful topics spoken about on this podcast from sending nudes to interesting looking Tesla's.

The main topic of the week, however, is fashion disasters and god almighty have The Bugles had some. I'd be surprised if you, the listener, didn't relate to most of these.

After a brief hiatus, Weird Shit of the Week is back with stories including a head getting stuck somewhere it really shouldn't have, a diesel theft gone wrong, a Thanks Giving invite disaster and the mistake of leaving your phone unlock and unattended around your friends.

Finally, Diddly has a new game to for everyone which has aptly been titled "Diddly's Amazon Review of the Week". It's everything you would expect and more!

What are we all thankful for this Thanks Giving? A 5 star review so please leave us one on iTunes and tell your friends about us.

This week's podcast was brought to you by: @alexdiddly, @vancan41, @jiggsofbugle and @teddypaling

42 - I thought you knew that I gagged?

42 - I thought you knew that I gagged?

November 24, 2019

Welcome to another episode of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where a group of Bugle loving friends get together and talk about random topics. This week, your host is @angelobugle, ready to conduct another hour of pure madness.

This week, Jiggs makes a revelation about his big boss, Ellwood has a go karting disaster and there's talk of complaining when having meal out at a restaurant. It's then onto the final round of The Bugles League. We know who is taking the top prize but who will be left a the bottom of the pile - to be fair, it's probably the Bugle that wants a group of men on top of him anyway!!

Finally, it's this weeks' topic - hand pick your celebrity family. That's right, The Bugles choose their own dad, mum, siblings and pet and reveal why. Believe us when we say, there's some eye raising choices.

Download this episode of Don't Touch The Bugles and don't forget to leave an iTunes review and subscribe so you never miss an episode.

This week's podcast is brought to you by: @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @vancan41, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling

41 - I hid her in the closet

41 - I hid her in the closet

November 17, 2019

@chunkybugle is your host for episode 41 of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where six Bugle loving friends talk about the most random and off topic of things and what a better way to start this week than with Teddy admitting to abandoning a family member so that he could go home to watch BBC's Match of the Day.

Jiggs talks through some of the weird things he saw from watching 'Surviving R Kelly', Diddly talks about his new legend of a friend, Doug, and Angelo explains how he overcame his tree top challenge.

There's the penultimate round of The Bugles League before the guys run through this weeks topic - what is the most random fact that you know. Jeez, some of these really are strange!

Please leave us a review on iTunes and don't forget to recommend this podcast to someone you hate.....uh, we mean, a friend of family member who doesn't mind swearing.

This weeks podcast is brought to you by @chunkybugle, @jiggsofbugle, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle

P.s. for all of your design needs, make sure you visit www.alexdeidda.com

40 - If you’ve got a full nut sack, you make silly decisions!

40 - If you’ve got a full nut sack, you make silly decisions!

November 10, 2019

Wow, another milestone episode as @jiggsofbugle presents episode 40 of Don't Touch The Bugles and having recorded episode 39, high on life (and alcohol), The Bugles are in surprisingly chipper mood.

First up, it's time for the final Bugle birthday of the year as Diddly opens his gifts and out of the blue, Teddy surprises everyone with some gifts too. There's then a recap of last weeks outing in Sheffield including Jiggs' winning dance off with a random challenger to his throne.

A quick round of The Bugles League is followed by the return of arguably the funniest topic of the year so far.....it's the return of 'Would You Rather...?'.

Finally, it's this weeks instalment of Weird Shit of the Week which includes food turning into alcohol, dodgy white stains on clothing and new words for the English dictionary.

As always, it's all of this and much more for your favourite group of potty mouths!

This weeks episode is brought to you by: @jiggsofbugle, @angelobugle, @vancan41, @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling