Don’t Touch The Bugles Podcast
44 - When did your rabbiting become dogging?

44 - When did your rabbiting become dogging?

December 8, 2019

Before the NHS give him a call so that he can go under the knife and have his cock snapped and put back together......sorry, his knee snapped and put back together, @teddypaling is your host for episode 44 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

It's the usual round up of their respective weeks and The Bugles chew the fat over a number of things including the exciting news that they are now recording from their new podcast HQ. Talk then turns to protecting your stash of porn, losing bank cards, being a stranger in your own home, eating tinned roast dinners and what swearing really means about a you.

Ted gives details of a plan to record his memoirs and stream them on YouTube ('OU TUBE!) and Jiggs shares a story that involves him nearly coming to blows with a group of vegans. Please note: no sausage rolls were harmed in said fight!

There's all of this and much more so make sure you download, subscribe and #passthepod to your friends!

This week's episode is brought to you by: @teddypaling, @chunkybugle, @alexdiddly, @angelobugle and @jiggsofbugle

 

43 - Made in China on a Friday

43 - Made in China on a Friday

December 1, 2019

It's everyone's favourite Sardinian (because Angelo is claiming the title of being everyone's favourite Italian!) @alexdiddly is your host for episode 43 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

Whilst usual DTTB tradition is to start each week reminiscing over events from the past 7 days of their lives, this week was Thanks Giving so it made sense for The Bugles to discuss what they give thanks for. This is then followed by the usual mix of the weird and wonderful topics spoken about on this podcast from sending nudes to interesting looking Tesla's.

The main topic of the week, however, is fashion disasters and god almighty have The Bugles had some. I'd be surprised if you, the listener, didn't relate to most of these.

After a brief hiatus, Weird Shit of the Week is back with stories including a head getting stuck somewhere it really shouldn't have, a diesel theft gone wrong, a Thanks Giving invite disaster and the mistake of leaving your phone unlock and unattended around your friends.

Finally, Diddly has a new game to for everyone which has aptly been titled "Diddly's Amazon Review of the Week". It's everything you would expect and more!

What are we all thankful for this Thanks Giving? A 5 star review so please leave us one on iTunes and tell your friends about us.

This week's podcast was brought to you by: @alexdiddly, @vancan41, @jiggsofbugle and @teddypaling

42 - I thought you knew that I gagged?

42 - I thought you knew that I gagged?

November 24, 2019

Welcome to another episode of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where a group of Bugle loving friends get together and talk about random topics. This week, your host is @angelobugle, ready to conduct another hour of pure madness.

This week, Jiggs makes a revelation about his big boss, Ellwood has a go karting disaster and there's talk of complaining when having meal out at a restaurant. It's then onto the final round of The Bugles League. We know who is taking the top prize but who will be left a the bottom of the pile - to be fair, it's probably the Bugle that wants a group of men on top of him anyway!!

Finally, it's this weeks' topic - hand pick your celebrity family. That's right, The Bugles choose their own dad, mum, siblings and pet and reveal why. Believe us when we say, there's some eye raising choices.

Download this episode of Don't Touch The Bugles and don't forget to leave an iTunes review and subscribe so you never miss an episode.

This week's podcast is brought to you by: @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @vancan41, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling

41 - I hid her in the closet

41 - I hid her in the closet

November 17, 2019

@chunkybugle is your host for episode 41 of Don't Touch The Bugles, the podcast where six Bugle loving friends talk about the most random and off topic of things and what a better way to start this week than with Teddy admitting to abandoning a family member so that he could go home to watch BBC's Match of the Day.

Jiggs talks through some of the weird things he saw from watching 'Surviving R Kelly', Diddly talks about his new legend of a friend, Doug, and Angelo explains how he overcame his tree top challenge.

There's the penultimate round of The Bugles League before the guys run through this weeks topic - what is the most random fact that you know. Jeez, some of these really are strange!

Please leave us a review on iTunes and don't forget to recommend this podcast to someone you hate.....uh, we mean, a friend of family member who doesn't mind swearing.

This weeks podcast is brought to you by @chunkybugle, @jiggsofbugle, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle

P.s. for all of your design needs, make sure you visit www.alexdeidda.com

40 - If you’ve got a full nut sack, you make silly decisions!

40 - If you’ve got a full nut sack, you make silly decisions!

November 10, 2019

Wow, another milestone episode as @jiggsofbugle presents episode 40 of Don't Touch The Bugles and having recorded episode 39, high on life (and alcohol), The Bugles are in surprisingly chipper mood.

First up, it's time for the final Bugle birthday of the year as Diddly opens his gifts and out of the blue, Teddy surprises everyone with some gifts too. There's then a recap of last weeks outing in Sheffield including Jiggs' winning dance off with a random challenger to his throne.

A quick round of The Bugles League is followed by the return of arguably the funniest topic of the year so far.....it's the return of 'Would You Rather...?'.

Finally, it's this weeks instalment of Weird Shit of the Week which includes food turning into alcohol, dodgy white stains on clothing and new words for the English dictionary.

As always, it's all of this and much more for your favourite group of potty mouths!

This weeks episode is brought to you by: @jiggsofbugle, @angelobugle, @vancan41, @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle and @teddypaling

39 - Recording drunk in Sheffield…

39 - Recording drunk in Sheffield…

November 4, 2019

Welcome to episode 39 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast, this week recorded live in Sheffield by five of your favourite podcasting friends all intoxicated with help from Captain Morgan's finest spiced rum - although he didn't sponsor it!

@vancan41 is your host this week and the guys get off to the usual round up of what's been happening in their world this week. The topic this week is 'If crime was legal for 24 hours, what would you do?' and listeners of the show did not disappoint with some creative, if somewhat fucked up, answers.

More random and off-piste topics continue before it's Weird Shit of the Week which includes a second helping of chimney poops and a home run orgasm device.

We would apologise for the swearing and raucousness of this episode but what's the point? You obviously love it and that's why you keep coming back for more......and if all of that is true, then why not leave us a review on iTunes and help us to become famous so that we don't need to work anymore. Expect @angelobugle of course, he'll still have to edit the podcast! 

Thank you and enjoy.

This week's podcast was brought to you by: @vancan41, @jiggsofbugle, @teddypaling, @alexdiddly and @angelobugle

38 - I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!

38 - I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops!

October 27, 2019

Fresh from his explosive rant last week, Teddy is your host for this weeks episode of Don't Touch The Bugles and if we may say so ourselves, what an episode it is!

Jiggs kicks things off with talk of a hot date....and not with his wife, Ted admits to an almighty cock up involving his car and there's a follow up to the urinal conversation from last week's episode. Angelo shares a hilarious car advert he's seen on the internet which is given 10 out of 10 for creativity.

It's then onto The Bugles League for another week before Weird Shit of the Week which includes stories of McLovin volume 2 and travelling to somewhere that sounds similar to the place you actually wanted to be.

I'll be honest, it's Sunday and I'm (Angelo) feeling somewhat hungover so to wrap up this episode synopsis - other funny shit was said but I can't be arsed to write about it. Who even reads these things anyway?! 

Just download it and listen to it for yourself.

This episode was brought to you by: @teddypaling @jiggsofbugle @vancan41 @angelobugle @alexdiddly

37 - Teddy’s Amazing Rant

37 - Teddy’s Amazing Rant

October 20, 2019

Hellloooo listeners new and old - Angelo is here to host episode 37 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

Jiggs has finally worn some of The Bugles down and convinced them to start acting like the man-children that they truly are, abandon their responsibilities, and download and start playing the game Destiny on the PlayStation. They then explore Jiggs' new ink before the man himself gives a bit of love to some fellow podcasts from around the globe.

They each, unprompted, talk about being caught red handed trying to relieve themselves in public before Angelo reveals he's watched another film taking his lifetime tally to about 7! There's a few terrible jokes, bee sure not to miss those, before The Bugles League kicks off.

With no Weird Shit of the Week.....this week, there's two more topics that are discussed. Firstly, what would be the titles of their autobiographies and why and secondly, what childish things do The Bugles still do now as adults. As expected, there are some disturbing answers for both questions!

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Until next week......enjoy the show.

This weeks podcast is brought to you by @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle and @teddypaling

36 - I’m going to relate to myself as Translender

36 - I’m going to relate to myself as Translender

October 13, 2019

The man more Fen than the Strawbear himself, @chunkybugle, is your host for episode 36 of Don't Touch The Bugles.

It's the usual random chat to start this weeks' episode and talk soon turns to Teddy's impending knee operation. It's probably time to put your sandwich down when you listen to this as it gets squeamish at one point. Anyway, by the sounds of it, in the near future we'll be recording this podcast whilst emptying his bedpan and fluffing his pillows!!

Angelo then asks the question the whole population can relate to......have you ever pulled a sickie from school or work? I'm not saying The Bugles would do such a thing but the words 'fake dentist appointment, go-karting, Edinburgh, Nottingham, going on strike and faking an injury to catch a flight' appear in this section of the episode.

Diddly provides the group with a bit of dashboard porn before he hosts another round of The Bugles League which takes us to the half way point of the competition.

Ellwood then asks what song gets you most pumped up and willing to run through a brick wall? (WARNING: don't try this at home, make a mess at someone else's house instead). No doubt you'll have heard of some of these classic head boppers, whilst others will get you reaching for an old copy of your Encarta '95 CD for reference. The Bugles even talk through the first cassette or CD they first ever purchased. We'll say no more!

Finally, it's everyone's favourite news update, it's Weird Shit of the Week which includes tales of urinals being banned, horseplay by a teen, a stag do stitch up, a VAR machine not working in the Saudi football league and a very fake heart attack.

Download, listen and share this fun filled, 6 man episode of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.

This week's episode was brought to you by: @chunkybugle, @angelobugle, @jiggsofbugle, @vancan41, @alexdiddly and @teddypaling.

35 - There was some guy sitting in a tree with binoculars

35 - There was some guy sitting in a tree with binoculars

October 6, 2019

He's back, fresh from two weeks cruising around the motherland, @alexdiddly is your host for episode 35 of Don't Touch The Bugles podcast.

So where do things start this week? Well, it's the place that separates the men from the boys, the wheat from the chaff and the smart from the.....anyway, its The Bugles League and @chunkybugle is your quiz master.

There's a quick review of Diddly's wedding now that he's back with the Bugles including a recap of Angelo's music fuck up on the day and the moment everyone has been waiting a lifetime for, to meet Diddly's Poppa. Diddly then shares tales from his honeymoon including the rudeness of people in airports, getting stopped at security, taking the wrong direction on a walk to the beach and cleaning his trainers to make them "fem fresh". 

Someone disrespects the DTTB badge whilst Angelo was away on holiday whilst a different passenger held the flight up. 

Chunk tells of his new fitness regime before it's onto Weird Shit of the Week which this week includes gold toilets, farting criminals, a potty milestone and McDonalds-gate.

As ever, all this and much more from the best podcast on the planet*.

This weeks episode is brought to you by @alexdiddly, @chunkybugle, @teddypaling and @angelobugle]

*may contain lies